Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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