dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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