Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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