remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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