I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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