Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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