I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
