So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
