what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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