He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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