Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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