yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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