Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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