im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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