you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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