After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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