After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
