It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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