Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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