just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
we should paint friendship bongs
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