i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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