i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
