she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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