Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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