You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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