She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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