dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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