Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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