Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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