The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
foreskin is a definite game changer
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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