worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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