This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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