Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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