Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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