It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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