I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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