he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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