scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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