I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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