Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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