The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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