I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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