this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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