just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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