I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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