i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Quick, to the slutcave!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize