But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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