dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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