Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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