I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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