There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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