Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
