THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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