wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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