I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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